Author: Nenad Dojcinovski
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It’s over for Jacob AKA An0nyMo0se. The story ends here. It’s indeed a short-lived hacking career. Sad but true…

The question is…was it worth it?

Interviewer: Jacob, right?

Jacob: Yes…

Interviewer: Do you know what’s coming next?

Jacob: No Sir…

Interviewer: ….you broke the law kid.

Interviewer: You’re going away for a long time!

Jacob: But, Sir…I

Interviewer: There're  no buts!! Until you spill the beans and tell us exactly what you did and how you did it…you’re not leaving this room!

Jacob: I just…

Jacob: I didn’t want to hurt anybody.

Interviewer: That’s not how it looks like!

Interviewer: So stop mumbling and start talking!

Jacob: It all started with a bad dream…

Interviewer: A dream???

Interviewer: Don’t mess with us kid!!

Jacob: NO!

Jacob: I’m telling you the truth!

Jacob: This is emotional for me, you have to understand that.

Interviewer: Alright…let’s hear that dream of yours.

Jacob: It was peaceful at first.

Jacob: Trees, nature, wildlife…humans.

Jacob: We all coexisted in one perfectly happy society.

Jacob: It was beautiful!

Jacob: But then…something awful happened.

Interviewer: What??

Interviewer: What happened???

Jacob: I…can’t remember exactly.

Jacob: But it was a nightmare.

Jacob: Like an evil spirit just went through all of us.

Jacob: And we were all clueless…

Jacob: We just sat there and watched the World go down the…you know.

Interviewer: Yeah, yeah…keep going.

Jacob: No one was willing to take action…

Jacob: NO ONE!

Jacob: The trees are being cut!

Jacob: Animals are going extinct…one by one!

Jacob: Pollution everywhere!

Jacob: WE CAN’T BREATH MAN!

Jacob: WE CAN’T BREATH!

Jacob: I CAN’T BREATH!

Interviewer: CALM DOWN KID!!

Jacob:  WE’RE OUT OF TIME!!

Interviewer: CALM DOWN FOR GOD’S SAKE!

Interviewer: CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER OVER HERE??

Jacob: We’re out of time…

Jacob: We’re out of time man…

Interviewer: Take it easy…

Interviewer: I like your story…but there’s one thing missing.

Jacob: What?

Interviewer: DETAILS!!

Interviewer: HOW AND WHY!!!

Interviewer: And keep it short this time!

Jacob: I’ll try…

Jacob: I’m…not that much of a hacker.

Jacob: But I was haunted by this dream…

Interviewer: AGAIN WITH THE DREAM??

Jacob: YES, AGAIN WITH THE DREAM!

Jacob: You don’t understand man…

Jacob: I’M THE CHOSEN ONE…

Jacob: We can’t let the evil spirit win…

Jacob: So I was all in.

Jacob: Day and night…crafting my hacking skills…

Jacob: Weeks…maybe even months went by.

Jacob: But I did it!

Jacob: I was in, and the revolution was about to start!

Jacob: Until… you guys showed up.

Interviewer: Alright…I can buy that.

Interviewer: But what if we didn’t show up?

Interviewer: What was your plan?

Jacob: The trees man…

Jacob: The trees were the first one to fall…

Jacob: The evil spirit…had to be stopped.

Jacob: You want to know my grand plan?

Interviewer: That’s why we’re here kid.

Jacob: I had full control over every billboard in the World!

Jacob: From New York to Zimbabwe! 

Interviewer: There are  billboards in Zimbabwe?

Jacob: Yeah…two.

Jacob: BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT!

Jacob: The whole World had to know!

Jacob: There’s like… 56.7 million students in World right now.

Interviewer: How did you come up with that number??

Jacob: Google….

Jacob: Students buy and sell books right?

Interviewer: Right.

Jacob: And you plant trees all over the World for every book sold…right?

Interviewer: Right.

Jacob: Just imagine if only 10 million students used your service that day?

Jacob: That’s like…millions of new trees.

Jacob: And we fight off the evil spirit!

Jacob: And we go back to that beautiful and peaceful part of my dream…

Jacob: Where the future is bright…

Jacob: And the air is not polluted….

Interviewer: I see…

Interviewer: You have a good heart kid…

Interviewer: But that doesn’t mean that what you did was right!

Interviewer: I don’t know what we’re going to do with you…

Jacob: I just want to help…

Jacob: Let me join you on your honorable mission!

Interviewer: Join us…?

Jacob: YES…please??

Interviewer: We’ll see…

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Nenad Dojcinovski

Nenad is a social media manager with a bit of disturbing but yet, a creative mind. Back in the old days (three years ago…), when people were still into (OMG!) viral content, he used to work as a writer. But social media perfectly fits his personality, and he has no plans of going back. He occasionally plays a game of football (soccer), and he  is  more into coffee and chit-chat than a whole night of partying.

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